SPC-172-J

tem #:  SPC-172

Object Class:  Apollyōken

Selachian Pugilization Contingencies:  Due to its anomalous effect, SPC-172 is unpunchable.

In lieu of the abandoned full-scale punching campaign of SPC-172, the  DARWIN CAN EAT MY ASS  protocol has been enacted to drive SPC-172 to extinction through non-pugnātorial means. Failure to eradicate SPC-172 poses a nonzero risk of SPC-172-A spreading as a dominant evolutionary trait among sharks in the long term, which would result in an End-of-World K/O Failure Scenario.

Description:  SPC-172 is a selachian entity known to civilians as the narwhal1. While technically a mammal, SPC-172 meets the Shark Punching Center's three criteria for verifiable sharkitude.

Over time, male instances of SPC-172 have evolved a facial stabbing implement (heretofore SPC-172-A) that completely neutralizes all punching attempts.